Mulan - One Woman Show
I’ll eventually do the rest…
I object to the Mass Effect one. Translator chips. Everyone was speaking their native language, it was just that Shepard understood them all as english.
Other than that, carry on.
I can’t stop laughing
I can not wait to do life with someone. To be able to have someone to drink coffee with in the mornings and to cuddle with at night. To have someone to devour the Word with and to spill the contents of my heart out to.
if I was in the hunger games I’d just get mcdonalds as a sponsor but instead of just eating the big macs they’d send me during the games I’d use them as bait to trap people and every time I’d made a kill I’d look up to the sky, give a thumbs and whisper “I’m lovin’ it”
why is this still circulating
Because it’s brilliant.
sleeping is just staring at your eyelids
what have you done
rare footage of Taylor Swift, Perez Hilton and Jennifer Lawrence admitting to be satanists and a part of the Illuminati
see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder
How to play sims
1. take 2 hours making character
3. Fuck every single person
so one time I accidentally turned on magnifier while watching the office.
I’m nothing like Finnick Odair. I was surprised that the director was able to see past my ugly exterior.
put your entire arm up my ass